flies

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 21-Apr-2005 21:49:41

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 22-Apr-2005 10:40:06

lol!...

Post 3 by Graham (Newborn Zoner) on Saturday, 23-Apr-2005 17:34:27

Excellent

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 23-Apr-2005 18:37:42

lol.